The Wedding’s next Thursday
Never before in the history of the human race has a person been able to legally marry a plant, or even conceive the idea!
But all that will be ancient history next Thursday when LA Mega-Rap-Star Johnny Pot Smoker, after years of fighting his constitutional battle against the US supreme court, will be marrying his one and only, first and true love, Miss Mary Jane!
The police has already issued several riot warnings and are urging people to stay at home. These warnings will likely be ignored by most LA citizens.
Here’s Tom with the weather…